This is my original introduction that I had renamed as “author’s notes.” Its a bit pretentious, really, considering there’s no proper book to speak of. Eh… ;D
Just In Case You Care…or
Here’s My Soul (you can keep it)… or
Rules and Reasons… or
Alpha-Omega (respect)… or
Rules of Life (if you care)… or
Life’s Little Montage Book… or
A Bunch of Bullshit… or
A Guide to Life… or
Rules I’ve Learned (the hard way)
By
John-Paul Alfonso
Introducion:
Author’s Notes
I sat down one day and decided to write a book. I’ve always read a lot, been something of a creative writer and I wanted to put everything together, but I had no idea what my theme should be. I started flipping through my notebooks, looking at old songs, short stories and random, garbled thoughts. Suddenly it occurred to me that I really didn’t know anything. I had all these ideas and thoughts, but I had very little knowledge. There were very few facts that I had at my disposal. So I decided to write a novel.
I dove into my library of sporadic ideas and half sketched pictures. I pulled out some images that would make good stories. I wrote one, then another, but nothing that I felt could effectively fill an entire book. So then of course, the next logical step, a book of short stories.
That sounded good. A book of short stories. But on rereading some of my stories, though I liked them (which, fyi, is what I look for in my own writing as well as other’s) I didn’t feel like my points were coming through. I felt like so many of them had some wisdom, something of value to be learned and lived, but if it didn’t come across, there was just no point.
Then I had a revelation (with a slight sarcastic undertone). A conversation book with some short stories mixed in to illustrate or reiterate the point. Conversation books were all over the place. Everywhere I looked in Barnes and Noble there were books that were written just like the writer was sitting across from you in your living room.
That was just my style… casual, like one person to another. But what really struck me was that I had never seen a book like that with stories as separate entities in the book. Of course there were examples within chapters about how the author ran into an old friend in the supermarket and oh, isn’t that just the perfect illustration of that marvelous point I just made. It seemed to me that there was room in the genera for some real creativity.
The next thing I did was quite possibly the hardest thing I’ve ever had to undergo in my entire lifetime. I got organized. I sat down with my journals, sketchpads, song books, anything that had any of my thoughts in it at all. I pulled out some of the stories I liked, some of the thoughts that were interesting or understated in the world in which we live. I gathered them and categorized them and attempted to make them one cohesive unit…… Then I forgot about them.
I let them sit where they were for, oh, probably about a year. Actually, to say I forgot about them is to mis-speak. I knew they were there. I just got distracted, as I very easily do. So they sat in my journal in a rough outline form until one day in August.
There was nothing particularly special about this day, it just was what it was. I came across the outline for the book and it seemed to me to be quite a good idea. But this idea didn’t seem to be mine at all. I wanted to find whoever wrote this outline, whoever wanted to write this book and encourage them. I wanted to tell this person (who must have just been brilliant) that he should do this because maybe, just maybe somebody might find it helpful. Then I realized that it was my outline for my book.
What a happy surprise this was. Not only did I think that this was something worth doing, but it was something worth doing for which I was solely responsible. This was a task , a challenge, a goal, something of which I already, in the beginning stages, felt particularly proud. Not to mention, this was something that I could do, that I could enjoy, that could actually make me a couple of dollars.
I tell ya (and this is not the last tangent I will go on), it bothers me when people pretend that they are not doing something for the money. If you’re an actor or a musician, yes, you love it, but you do it for money. You do it so you can live on what you love, as opposed to loving one thing and living on something else, say accounting. A lot of artists, it seems to me, have this attitude of, “I do it for love… it just happens to pay,” when I feel they should really be saying, “I do it for money, so thank God I love it.”
But I digress.
At any rate, I saw this outline with fresh eyes, so to speak. And when I looked at it, it was one whole thing. This was one statement that I had made without even realizing it. So accidentally on purpose, as my mom used to say, I had my theme. And my theme seemed handy.
Rules for life. Nobody is going to tell me about rules for my life. No. That’s true. But it seems blatantly obvious to me that certain aspects of life are relatively consistent. Sometimes if you push too hard, you really do crack when if you would have just relaxed a little, everything would have worked out. Or maybe things would have worked out better if you just completely let go of something that just wasn’t within your power to control. And maybe, just maybe there are ways to tell, in the moment, how best to react, how best to play the cards of life you are dealt.
*A few small notes. First, I like clichés. I use them constantly. I really do think that most times they’ve stuck around because they said something succinctly. I do not, however, take credit for any of them, and I do realize that they are (for lack of a better word) just plain corny.
*Secondly. I have a tendency to go off on tangents and be just a bit sarcastic, in case you haven’t noticed already. I hope that you are forgiving of those matters. I can tell you, though, that any tangent will most likely take up an entire paragraph. If you are just not interested, it’s a pretty safe bet that you can skip that paragraph, go to the next and not have missed anything of any relevance. That is not to say however that you did not miss something of some importance.
*Lastly. I believe, very strongly, in God. That is not to say that I am a devout Catholic, Jew, Protestant, Buddhist, Muslim, Wiccan, or Ascended Master. What I very simply mean is that I believe in a creator who has the potential to be with and encourage me if I allow. This comes through from time to time. Sometimes on purpose, and sometimes not, but as far as the theories and speculations in this book, it is completely irrelevant. Do I encourage you (or anyone, for that matter) to believe in God? Of course I do, but not because you’ll rot in hell if you don’t. And not because God will answer all your prayers and make you rich and famous and completely happy. The truth is he’ll probably answer very few of your prayer directly if at all. I urge everyone to believe in God, but only because it’s fun for me. It makes life more interesting. This book isn’t so much how to fix your life, or how to figure out what you’ve done wrong so far. This book is more to take what you’ve got and turn it into something that, if nothing else, will keep you occupied in a little more of a fun and creative way. Maybe it’ll help you deal with circumstances that otherwise would have seemed overwhelming. But the truth is, that if you really believe in God, you don’t have to read this book at all.